Never eat pizza before bed.

[lady_songsmith]

Why? Because it causes dreams like the one I had last night, which involved pretty much every friend I have around my own age having a party in a room I've never seen before but was in typical dream-logic certain was in my parents' house, all dancing the Macarena to the Llama Song (which I'm not certain can be DONE, but in order to figure it out I'd have to actually dwell on this disturbing thought).